Monday, April 18, 2011
Hi Mum, it's Sammy (clone 47 - part 6)
I don't know why it was a swimsuit party. There is no pool or even a hot tub in the house or even close by. Well, since I'm here, I should see who looks tastiest in the house.
"Hello, I'm Sam. You could call me the Beast. And you would be my Beauty?"
She giggled. "No, I'm MJ. Pleased to met you, Sam."
MJ truly is a beauty, and I look forward to making her acquaintance further.
However a guest should always pay their respects to the hostess.
"Sam, you came."
"How could I refuse the request of a lovely lady?"
"How do you like the party?"
"Simply delightful, dear lady. But I was wondering."
"Might I have a nibble, dear lady?"
"You know I can't refuse you, you lovely lad."
I've already worked my way up to the Minor Leagues now. Thank god for leaving the toddlers behind. There seem to be a few adult around who are sensitive to a vampire but fewer of them randomly scream when I'm close.
Of course, there are exceptions. Constance Shelley always does scream if I walk up behind her. It's rather fun, actually. Sneaky is quite good.
I invited all of my friends and co-workers. Lovely ladies. Handsome men. All of them delicious, in their own unique ways.
"Moe, my friend. Welcome to the party."
"Sam, thanks for including me."
"My pleasure, you handsome fellow." I paused for a moment. "I was wondering if you would be so kind, Moe? Would you offer me your arm?"
"I do, Moe, I truly do."
Lucille thinks its funny that I'm taking plasma from Moe and not her.
"Greetings, my Beauty."
"Oh, hi Sam."
"Where is the man I must challenge for the pleasure of your company?"
She blushed. "I'm here alone."
"Alone? Such a waste, my Beauty. May I keep you company?"
"A few have, my Beauty." She didn't protest when I leaned in for a kiss.
We soon went home to my place.
I knew we would have a fun night together.
We slept well but she woke early to leave for work. I got up as well. There was something I needed.
"Ah my Beauty, I thirst. Your plasma will be just what I need to cure my dreadful thirst."
She tentatively offered an arm.
"Beauty, I have a much better idea." I gently touched her. So soft and smooth, her precious skin.
"Oh Sam, I think I could let you do that forever."
"No, MJ, you could not." I sighed. "Your heart may be willing but your body would collapse oh so quickly."
He is shameless, now he's after Mary Kay Shallow, daughter of one of the wealthiest families in town.
He must learn not to meddle in the affairs of vampires. For we are strong and quick to anger.
I had to head in, it was game night and I must not miss any of the game.
Lothario was still there. That was typical stupid human on his part. He should have left while he could.
I yelled at him about Ripley.
The bass is fun and not at all difficult to learn.
Come to think of it, nothing has been difficult to learn since becoming a vampire. Every skill I try, seems to come quickly and naturally.
I am using this time to contemplate the problem of Lothario. I really can't do much about him in daylight in the public eye. But perhaps there is a way to meet him elsewhere.