Saturday, May 8, 2010

Hi Mum, it's Sammy clone 22 (Introducing...)

Hi Mum,

I think for once, I've arrived in heaven, just check out my housemates.



Welcome to a new Season of Desperate Bachelor - where we take a hopeless bachelor

What? Who is that?

And find him a mate. I'm your host Rory Upyurs.

Huh? Up your what?

It's time to meet the lovely ladies willing to take on this desperate bachelor.

Who said I was desperate? But I like the idea of meeting the girls.


Our first contestant is Miss Kathryn Jitmakusol. Kathryn qualified as a contestant by marrying a Sam in a parallel universe. Good morning Miss Jitmakusol.

Hi Rory

Just a few questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to be a professional writer.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

I'm trying to arrange a book deal from my experiences in the house.

Book Deal? But I thought this was all about the bachelor - me!



Our next contestant is Miss AJ Anderson. AJ was one of our lucky draw contestants. Good morning Miss Anderson.

Hey Rory

Just a few questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to reach the top of the athletics career.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

My agent says that exposure is the key to getting on a good team. I hope to have a chance to show off some moves.




Our next contestant is Miss Ripley Warren. Ripley qualified as a contestant by marrying a Sam in a parallel universe. Good morning Miss Warren.

Hi Rory

Just a few questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to master the arts.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

I hope to find inspiration for some new art during this challenge. And the prize money would pay for a lot of art supplies.



Our next contestant is Miss Kacyn McPherson. Kacyn is another one of the lucky draw winners. Good morning Miss McPherson.

Hi Rory

Just a few questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to be a top rated chef with my own restaurant.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

If I win, I'll be able to afford the best cooking classes and buy a small restaurant of my own.


Our next contestant is Miss Celia Pendragon. Celia qualified as a contestant by. Wait this card can't be right. It says she was married to Sam in a parallel universe. How many wives can one Sim have? Good morning Miss Pendragon.

Hi Rory

Just the usual questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to master the arts.

So you have something in common with Ripley. How do you think being here going to help you with that goal?

I'm not sure. It just sounded like an interesting thing to do. Sam is pretty handsome you know.
Hey, Mum, someone actually mentioned me. Finally!



Our next contestant is Miss Alicia Longshore. Alicia qualified as a contestant by apparently marrying Sam in...I can't say it.  Good morning Miss Longshore.

Hi Rory

Just the normal questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to be really popular with lots of friends in life.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

Are you kidding? I'll be famous. Everyone will want to know me. I'll have lots of friends and fans.


Our next contestant is Miss Rachel Thorpe. Rachel qualified as a contestant by ... oh God, another wife in a parallel universe? How many has he had? Good morning Miss Thorpe.

Hi Rory

Just a few questions, what are your goals in life?

I want to pursue a career in science.

How is being here going to help you with that goal?

I'm going to be conducting some social experiments while I'm here. It should be fascinating.


This is our desperate bachelor, Sam Grant.
Voice-over dude, don't I get a proper introduction?
No
All the girls got nice introductions.
Pretty girls are much harder to find then desperate bachelors. You can be replaced.

Mum, I'm not sure how I feel about this.  Nice to be in a house of pretty girls but they are not really interested in me.  Just getting on a show and being seen.  Not flattering.

I think voice-over dude is jealous that a lot of them have been married to me...in other places.

18 comments:

  1. Hello, Mr. Upyurs! Nice to have a guide to the love life of one Sam Grant. Sam certainly has a diverse choice of ladies.

    Who'll get a rose? Or...er...a whatever Sammy will hand out when he chooses who'll stay and who'll go. So exciting. I'll make sure to tune in!

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  2. Are they supposed to get a rose? Never watched one of those shows and in Sims 2, you just had them leave.

    I need to shut the game and post more. Girl number 2 is about to get the boot. :)

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  3. I was already laughing when I saw they way Sammy was looking around in the first pic and then the Mr Upyurs, OMG, my jaws hurt and I can't see for the tears.

    Sammy looks so sexy in that outfit and I love the way you dressed AJ.

    *still laughing*

    I never watch reality shows either but this is one I wouldn't miss for the world. :D :D :D

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  4. Yep Dee, I was going for comedy this time around. Poor Sammy is not going to have a good relationship with Mr Upyurs aka Voice-Over Dude.

    I'm still looking for an outfit for Sammy to replace his vest and tie. I loved that vest but it is a victim of missing store content.

    Glad you liked AJ's new clothes. She needed a change from her old "I always look pregnant" dress.

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  5. I've seen the commercials for it. There's a rose involved.

    Can't wait for more!

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  6. I think I read this one about 3 times already. Still makes me laugh. You succeeded.

    I love AJ's new clothes.They make her look... sophisticated.

    The clothes Sam is wearing now just fits the bachelor... thing.

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  7. Showing off the chest with the open shirt? Very hot bachelor look for Sims. I agree with Dee.

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  8. I wonder what Sammy is going to give them since he can't give a rose. Hmmmm, send them home pregnant? Oops, naw, then he would have to pay a ton of child support. :)

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  9. A kiss and dreams of Sammy.

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  10. He is sending away the least compatible each time. And since the first gets sent away after a day...there is no way they'd let him woohoo them. More or less Try for Baby to give them a little reminder of him. :)

    Oh, Dee, AJ did well. I picked a new top and the pants she added actually worked with the top.

    Sammy always is a show-off. The open shirt just makes it more obvious. LOL

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  11. He's sexy with his open shirt. Did I already say something like that before?

    Yep, a kiss and dreams of Sammy. That'll do it. They'll be having Sammy dreams for awhile.

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  12. I'll wait by my computer for the next update. Who got sent home?!!

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  13. Ok, getting ready to upload some new pics...but then comes the story writing which is a bit more effort this time. :)

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  14. This is so cool! Can't wait to read the next part

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  15. Hi KaiSim, welcome to this blog.

    Fortunately for you, the next several parts are ready!

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  16. LOL, I had a good giggle.

    Discovered your blog again, via sue's, via the group blog... i think.
    My crinklewinkle is hidden due to theme issues and being unable to log into sims3 for now, and those links are not working.

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