Hi Mum, it's
Welcome back to Desperate Bachelor. I'm your host Rory Upyurs.
Damn, I think Voice-over Dude is back.
Now let's catch up with the girls.
There should be a logic way to approach this situation. Chess should help me focus.
Rrrright. Let's find someone else.
AJ, how's the water?
This pool is too small to do proper laps. But I have an excuse to wear my bathing suit, that might catch Sam's eye.
Celia, foosball with Sam?
Hey, we are having fun and I'm getting to know the guy. I thought that was the point of the challenge?
Dude, don't interrupt, I finally have the attention of one of the girls.
Celia, I'm sure you can do better.
I am going to find the producer and have a chat about you!
So the end of your first day together in the house. Any comments?
Why don't we have a proper kitchen? No stove or fridge?
The producer feels that home cooking is overrated. The buffet table lets you skip all that preparation and just eat. Yes Kacyn?
I want to be a chef. How can I get any practice in?
We'll discuss it with the producer if you stay in the house a few days.
Sam Grant gets the big lovely room and bed to himself.
Voice-over dude, some of us are trying to sleep here.
While the poor girls are stuck in small beds in a dorm.
Leave the girls alone!
Putting the firepits to good use?
It's a nice way for most of us to sit around and chat. And the marshmallows were yummy.
Ripley, how are you finding our bachelor?
He provides some of our beautiful vista first thing in the morning.
Check out that bod. Worth getting up for. Mmmmm
Celia and Kacyn, what are you discussing.
Well, Rory, I wanted to talk about art but all that Kacyn was interested in was who's turn it is to wash the dishes.
I hope it was Sam's turn.
Oi, Dude, that was uncalled for. All of them know I'm a slob. It's the bachelor code.
We agreed to hire a maid with the house money.
AJ, how are you finding our bachelor?
Early days yet Rory, but we had a good time discussing the theatre. He seemed interested.
Sam, it's time for you to decide. Who is leaving the house today?
I haven't really talked to Kathryn, Alicia or Rachel yet. So I don't know who to evict.
It's me, I'm going.
Too many people, I hate sharing a house with 7. I can't find a room to myself for more than a couple of minutes. I know I'm not going to get a book deal when I'm the first out. But I can't take this place a minute longer.