Welcome back to Desperate Bachelor. This is day three of the event. I'm your host Rory Upyurs.
For Voice-over Dud.
What was that?
You heard me.
So first for the afternoon is the foosball tournament.
Still no hot tubs?
AJ, there are still no hot tubs.
Well I'm in the room with Sam today. Didn't like the girls only table.
Celia and Kacyn are in the other room.
Well, at least it is a fun activity.
Rachel? What are you up to out there?
I'm conducting an experiment on a couple of my competitors.
Will they get hurt?
Oh no. Just offering alternative entertainment so Sam has more free time.
Since when do I need free time? oh, wait, never mind. I think I get it.
The second activity for the afternoon is a round of chess. Sam has to play chess with each of the woman for 1/2 hour.
Why? Rachel is the only one of us who likes thinking games.
It's good for you and one of our sponsors just happens to make outdoor chess tables. The Acme Chess Table company.
Kacyn, fishing tips?
Do you know how many excellent dishes can be made with fresh fish?
Sam wants to talk about weight training.
I'm afraid that's just not that interesting.
Neither is fishing.
Celia, how did you find your game?
Sammy is not a great loser, that much I've noticed.
Ripley, I noticed that you still admire the house.
It's a beautiful house and the lot is gorgeous. Being here makes me happy.
AJ, what are you looking at?
Sammy doesn't so much eat as inhale with a little chew now and then. I don't know if I admire it or am scared by it. Fascinating to watch though.
She should see me when I'm really hungry.
The morning brings a new round of flirting with the ladies. Rachel?
Yesterday was too soon. We had barely met the guy. But today.
He's not even dressed.
Oh, that does make a huge difference!
Hmm, do you think I should just stay like this?
Not if I can help it.
I see that Rachel's experiment is working. Some of the competition is very distracted.
I love playing in the sprinkler. I don't understand why everyone isn't here.
Shh, I'm practicing some fingering. I need to concentrate.
He's flirting. He has a smokin' bod. What more could a girl ask for?
Sam, are you never going to get dressed? We have not hidden your clothes.
Hey, the girls like it and it's not hurting you. I suspect it's not hurting your ratings either.
I agree. We like Sam being around in his underwear. It's very appealing.
I'm appealing to you to make him get dressed.
AJ, is he going further than he should?
No, he was just talking about great couples he's seen. We stuck with the rules and only flirted.
Sammy did finally get dressed though.
Yes, pity about that.
Since when is talking politics flirting?
I take it that is a fail?
Massive fail. I just couldn't pretend any enthusiasm.
So Sam, which is the lucky lady who gets to leave the house?
The one I'm finding least compatible?
That is the general agreement.
It's Celia. I think we could hit it off given more time but it's not working well between us now.
Well Celia, any last thoughts?
Not really. I came. I had some fun. But Sammy and I weren't meant to be in this lifetime.
Get a job in the theatre. Practice guitar and painting.